Er, cancel the Fleshlight order. I just happened across this book that shows the horrific fate that awaits practitioners of the loathsome vice. A close call indeed!
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And I was worried about carpel tunnel syndrome.
Posted by anonnymouse | May 4, 2009 11:45 PM
Posted on May 4, 2009 23:45
And I was worried about carpel tunnel syndrome.
Posted by anonnymouse | May 4, 2009 11:45 PM
Posted on May 4, 2009 23:45
I was told it would cause blindness. I quit as soon as I needed glasses. Another close call.
Posted by ptg | May 5, 2009 7:07 AM
Posted on May 5, 2009 07:07
I was told that masturbation causes hair to grow on the palms of your hand(s).
Posted by Phil | May 5, 2009 7:58 AM
Posted on May 5, 2009 07:58
What will Jason Kenney do with his newfound free time?
Posted by ha | May 5, 2009 9:54 AM
Posted on May 5, 2009 09:54