A Nigerian man who says he cannot get a girlfriend because of his bad stutter has announced plans to marry his pillow.Okeke Ikechukwu, 26, a labourer, from Lagos, told the Daily Metro that his stammer made it difficult for him to speak to girls.
"Since I am a stutterer, ladies have always laughed at me whenever I try to talk to them," he said.
"I have needs, and so I have taken to sleeping with my pillow in my arms ever since I was 16. I have grown to fall in love with it, and I intend to spend the rest of my life with it."
Mr Ikechukwu also said that, unlike a woman, the pillow would cost him little or nothing to maintain for the rest of its life.
Comments (1)
And the Woody Allen line springs to mind "Don't knock masturbation, at least it's sex with someone you love."
Posted by Pat | August 26, 2009 12:31 AM
Posted on August 26, 2009 00:31