Mildred's Temple Kitchen is inviting customers to have sex in its bathrooms.The Valentine's weekend promotion takes uncomfortable but electrifying sex from the close confines of an airplane and transfers it to the unisex stalls of the Hanna Ave. restaurant.
The Liberty Village restaurant proposes its modern bathrooms become one of the "101 places to have sex before you die."
Mildred's has always elicited a certain response. One customer, who didn't want to be named, remembers going to a wedding at the eatery's old location and seeing a copy of the Kama Sutra in the bathroom.
"They invite it," said the customer.
This time, the invitation is explicit. On its website, Mildred's asks: "Have you given any thought to moving beyond the bedroom?
"Check out Mildred's Sexy Bathrooms throughout the weekend of Big Love. You get the picture."
Actually, the picture is clouded by practicalities. Is the restaurant supplying condoms? What about the health risks of body fluids? And who's cleaning up?
"We've always had little trysts in our bathrooms," says chef/co-owner Donna Dooher, pointing to lingering weekday lunches as a popular time. "We're taking it to the next level on Valentine's weekend."
"Donna Dooher." Heh.
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Well now, all I gotta say is: If your partner thinks it is a romantic evening to go to a bathroom where hundreds of people have done a poo and sprinkled their magic golden pee....to add in the mix of excitement when you get it on..
Oh baby you just might want to rethink the relationship..
Don't forget to get a Hep Vac beforehand.
Posted by The Grey Lady | February 5, 2010 5:36 AM
Posted on February 5, 2010 05:36