Chuck (Fight Club) Palahniuk wrote "Top 10 Things That Would Make the Writing World a Better Place." I couldn't help but agree with point #4. 'Cause it's true!
I discovered (purely by accident, I assure you) that nearly all her books at my local library had been autographed, presumably by Maggie herself (or someone with a very strange hobby). Not sure if the librarians knew what the crazy lady with the Sharpie was up to in the stacks but they had to have been unamused. Horrified, even.