So there's this beach where people love to camp because of frequent dolphin sightings. One day Homeland Security hears terrorist chatter of a possible bomb threat against the campers and dolphins because their carefree hijinks epitomize the Freedom that the terrorists are forever attacking.
An officer is dispatched to the beach to issue a warning. "Is this threat directed against all of us?" a camper asks.
The officer replies, "Yes, for all in tents and porpoises."