A Teamster on vacation in Las Vegas decided to check out the brothels.
At the first he went to he inquired of the madam: "Madam, is this house a union shop or non-union?"
She replied: "We are non-union. 80% of the profits are paid to management, leaving only 20% to the workers."
Disgusted, the Teamster went on to the next establishment and inquired of the madam: "Madam, is this house a union shop or non-union?
She replied: "We are a union shop. 20% of the profits are paid to management, leaving 80% to the workers."
"Excellent!" the Teamster cried. Pointing out a particularly curvacious blonde, he threw his money down on the table and shouted, "I want to buy the night with that woman!"
The madam, as she gathered up the money, said, "I'm sure you would, but --"
She jerked her thumb at a pathetic 85-year-old woman cowering in the corner.
"You get Agnes. She's got seniority."
Comments (5)
The Chink Magnet? Do you think that might be just a trifle offensive?
Is that the best you can do?
Posted by Tom | May 12, 2011 10:52 PM
Posted on May 12, 2011 22:52
I agree with Tom, the Chink Magnet title doesn't belong on the blogging Tories blog roll. ... the joke was funny however.
Posted by Rural and Right | May 13, 2011 12:15 AM
Posted on May 13, 2011 00:15
What were you chinking?
Posted by wuberman | May 13, 2011 10:35 AM
Posted on May 13, 2011 10:35
I'm Asian and I find your use of "chink" to be quite offensive. We don't need to be politically correct per se; but we absolutely need to uphold a standard of respect and professionalism especially when your post is on the BloggingTories.
Posted by JJ | May 13, 2011 12:21 PM
Posted on May 13, 2011 12:21
Layton uses vulnerable young women (and be assured, there were more than one) as toilets, and I'm the insensitive one?
Hoooookay.
But the Malay Molester might as well get used to it. As long as I have the strength, these fingers will dance across this dusty keyboard naming the Bengali Brutalizer for what he is -- a smug, sanctimonious prick.
Posted by gnotalex | May 13, 2011 6:01 PM
Posted on May 13, 2011 18:01