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National Enquirer:

King schmuck ANTHONY WEINER action figure on sale figs are rocketing as embattled pol enters “Tweetment”.

HeroBuilders.com which has already cornered the newsworthy action figure doll of the moment with spoof Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton dolls has unsheathed the Anthony Weiner doll – in two collectible versions.

“Everyone wants a Weiner,” Herobuilder prez Emil Vicate says.

And now Weiner up and quits, the dick.

Never mind this poor entrepreneur, who has invested countless dollars in a now-obsolete property. What about me? The hundreds of hours spent researching and writing this -- all wasted now.

Oh, well, I'll still have Jack "The Hmong Handjobee" Layton to kick around. (Rumor has it that the young lady who successfully applied the "Kung Fu" grip could earn as much as a shiny new toonie tip from Jenerous Jack.)