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MIRROR.CO.UK:

Al-Qaeda fanatics in Britain are being taught to avoid detection – by pretending to be gay.

A new terror training manual tells Islamic extremists to lie about their sexuality if a woman approaches them in case she is a “honeytrap” spy sent by security services.

The handbook, which was uncovered by a Sunday Mirror ­investigation, says: “Many hotels – especially in busy UK cities – have women hanging around the lobby areas in order to attract men.

“A young beautiful woman may come and talk to you. The first thing you do to protect yourself from such a ­situation is to make dua (prayers) to Allah for ­steadfastness.

“The second thing is to find an excuse to get away from her that is realistic and sensible, such as you having a girlfriend for the past few years and you are loyal to her or you are ­homosexual.”

A little bit light in the sandals then, eh, Mohomo?

(To spare readers the trouble of looking it up, the Arabic word in the title is "goats.")

Comments (3)

Jacques has a long moustache:

Goats? According to archives of the old French Foreign Legion, most men who have tried camels, prefer women.

Kursk:

I would be shocked if a single Muslim male described himself as anything but a homosexual, considering the hijinks these men get up to before marriage.

Frances:

According to Lawrence of Arabia, homosexuality was not uncommon in the desert.

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