A man is in court for murder and the judge says, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
Then a voice at the back of the court says, "You bastard."'
The judge continues, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a hammer."
Again the voice at the back of the court says, "You bastard."
The judge says, "Now, we cannot have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! What is the problem?"
The man at the back of the court says, "Fifteen years I lived next door to that bastard and everytime I asked to borrow a hammer he said he never had one!"
Via Miss Cellania