Some vapid metrosexual (it isn't clear whether it's a he or a she; but it's definitely 100% dick) named Alex (ironically) Manley, has its eye on Heather Mallick's job:
The whole ‘Movember’ thing is cute and all, but can we stop and be real about it for a second? Movember is a movement to celebrate North American guys not practicing basic facial hygiene for a month in order to raise money towards saving a group of extremely privileged people—themselves.Yes, if Movember was to raise money for people in third-world countries, for illiterate people, or homeless people, or for anything but what it is—which is privileged guys pretending they have it as hard as people with real problems—then it might come close to approaching something vaguely resembling worthwhile.
You'll be happy to hear that it's undergoing the equivalent of a Roto-Rooter rectal exam in the comments.
Via Stephen Taylor