AMERICANS can urinate on our dead bodies as much as they feel like, the Taliban said last night.
The laid-back Afghan militia insisted footage of three US marines desecrating the corpses of Taliban fighters was 'no biggie'.
A spokesman said: "Why would you think this would bother us? Why would you think this would make us redouble our efforts to kill as many of you as we possibly can and make Vietnam look like a bunch of bonged-up students playing a game of Pictionary?
"It's just three guys having a laugh at the end of a hard day's work. Hey, we know the feeling and we're totally cool with it."