Gunfire ripped through the Eaton Centre early Saturday evening, causing a panicked stampede as police allege one shooter opened fire, targeting at least one person and injuring several others.
Ahmed Hassan, 24, died of gunshot wounds and a 23-year-old male who police believe was with Hassan at the time of the attack remains in hospital in critical condition after being shot in the neck and chest.
Is it just my imagination, or on average do about half of these dead gangsta-wannabees have an Arabic or Islamic name? So basically they're about as good at crime as they are at everything else. (How's that NASA outreach going, Obama?)
So call me a cockeyed optimist ("Hey! You're a cockeyed optimist!"), but I'll bet on the Hell's Angels over Muhammad's Marauders any day of the week.