REGINA, SK—A cumulus brume hanging against a backdrop of pure azure disappointed several residents in the North Central neighbourhood this afternoon.
According to reports, the cloud, which crossed the sky around 3 P.M., had the audacity to look exactly like a cloud.
“Most clouds take on some kind of shape,” observed John Knecht, a local auto-parts salesman. “Usually, I look up and see a choo choo train, a bunny rabbit, and some kind of giant dildo. But, today, I just saw a white, fluffy cloud. I couldn’t believe it.”
Knecht was not alone in his analysis of the cloud; nearly everyone who had seen the meteorological phenomenon described it as “outrageously cloud-shaped.”
“Normally, I see grandfather clocks, a fat woman in ridiculously undersized pants, and Will Arnett floating around up there,” said construction worker Vern Byrd. “Just who does this cloud think he is?”