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Somebody Alert Suzuki!

These threats to our environment, our health and our mental wellbeing are real and with us, but not nearly as immediately catastrophic or totally destructive as the disaster which imminently faces this nation and menace of monstrous proportions can be likened only to the entire country resting on a gargantuan San Andreas fault.

Earthquakes, hurricanes, mud slides, fire, famine, and atomic war all rolled into one hold no greater destructive power than this incipient horror which will engulf the country in the immediate and predictable future.

No, not global warming, though it seems like a template for those predictions. It's actually from a well-known satirical piece in the March, 1974 Journal of Irreproducible Results.


Comments (1)

Frances:

Really good satire. However, there is a serious message: the Left Coast is underlain by or near various fault zones (not San Adreas, however, which runs along the coast of Calfornia and heads northwestward out to sea). Check with the Department of Geology (or whatever its current name is) at UBC - they're keeping a close eye on these things.

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