Some people spend their lives accomplishing great things so that when they die they're never forgotten. But the rest of us now have a more couch potato-compatible solution. A company called Cremation Solutions will create an urn that looks like your severed head, so your family and friends will never forget you as long as it's prominently displayed after your passing.
At last there's some hope for Obama. Let's hope he springs for the animatronic version, complete with teleprompter.

Comments (1)
I want my ashes to be stored in a cookie jar so people will get a big surprise when they reach in.
Posted by john | July 24, 2012 9:51 PM
Posted on July 24, 2012 21:51