Each year, Community Legal Aid has 100-120 law students working in teams under more experienced students. It is led by two review counsel. They don’t take on high stakes cases — they are, after all, not yet lawyers. But it still gives the students real-life experience handling real-life cases, while providing a service to those in need.
Not all in need, however. Community Legal Aid will no longer take on any domestic abuse cases, it announced in an email, “unless the alleged offender is a woman.” In that case, it will work to find a lawyer who will take the case for free, or failing that, take the case itself. Men are on their own.
What a despicable piece of discrimination. What happens when the racist police, completely misreading the situation, happen across a pious Muslim, who as counseled in the Koran, is gently correcting one of his concubines with an axe?
Impossible as it is to believe (work with me here, folks, work with me) that a Muslim man could mistreat a female, the God-hating kaffirs arrest the saintly bin Kaddar (right in the middle of Ramadan!) and throw him into a dark, dank prison, which is very haram of them.
Think of poor Ommar, alone and naked -- without even a prayer rug! -- in the horrible prison of the unbelievers, choking on his vile rations of whiskey and pork chops. A single tear trickles down his cheek. Is there no Saladin, no Abu Ali Hasan Ibn Al-Haitham to ride to the rescue of our young Aladdin? Certainly not the Islamophobic swine at the University of Windsor, who seem suspiciously Jewish if you ask me.
More seriously, if the University of Windsor has decided that only half the population is worthy of its services, then it seems entirely reasonable that the governments who fund it should be happy to reduce their contributions by 50%.