The CBC is in full attack mode trying to drag its golden boy -- otherwise known as that turd Barack Obama -- across the finish line. I've heard nothing but that Romney's campaign is in chaos, his prospects are doomed, a glorious Democrat victory is assured, etc., etc.
Too bad Gallup didn't get the memo.
He was new, he was different. He was better than the common man; he was more than us; he was like a god.
Three and a half years later, the only thing Barack Obama has improved is his golf game. For the media, when their messiah is 0 for a zillion, what can they do? It's too late to quit. They are all in. They have to double down.
Hang on there, fella. Not everyone agrees that his golf game has improved:
A coalition of golf lovers are asking Republicans to stop making so many jokes about President Barack Obama’s love for the golf course, saying such comments are bad for the golf industry.
But could politics be at play too?
The Daily Caller has learned that Tony Podesta, a well-known Democratic lobbyist with strong ties to the Obama White House, is behind the We Are Golf coalition of golfing organizations that has sent letters to Republicans such as Florida Sen. Marco Rubio asking them to cut out the criticism of Obama’s golfing habits.
Which is the cue for a commenter to chip in this joke:
During his golfing vacation at Martha's Vineyard - President Obama had been slicing off the tee on every hole. He asks his Scottish born caddy if he has noticed any obvious reasons for his poor tee shots, to which the caddy replies:
"Aye, there's a piece of shyt on the end of yer driver."
The President picks up his driver and cleans the club face, at which point the caddy says:
"No, the other end."