We're Number 4! We're Number 4!
Joint Task Force 2 started out in the 1990s as sort of bodyguards for Canadian politicians and diplomats. By 2001, they had the chops to participate in the war in Afghanistan -- secretly. Forty elite JTF2 soldiers worked alongside U.S. forces and took out about 100 high-ranking Taliban and al-Qaida leaders. The Canadian public didn't even know they were there until someone accidentally published their Joint Task Force pictures, but credited them as Americans.
At last, a government program that works.
Let's hope that they're bilingual, too. It'd be doubly chilling to hear "You're dead!" yelled in both official languages.