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April 22, 2003

Reelin' In The Years

Just an observation. There's a boiling dispute going on among some Italian art restorers concerning Michaelangelo's David, or Dave, as I prefer to call him.

Dave has acquired the grime of the centuries, it seems, and there's some debate on how to get it off.

One side wants to use an acid wash, the other, Mr. Clean.

Or whatever.

I really don't have a position on it. I'm glad that some people do. It comforts me that experts passionately argue the merits of this or that, in the same way that enormously thick German medical encyclopedias ramble on about pathologic obscurities in a language I'll never speak.

I think it's a complementary piece of the intellectual restlessness and curiousity that drove Michaelangelo to pick up the chisel and hammer.

Having said that, I note that Dave is a dead ringer for. . . Sean Penn. Herewith the proof:

Ack.

Double ack.

Trust me, I had a couple of hilarious pictures to insert above, but until I figure out their locations, or why Crimsonzine can't find them, neither will you.

What a deflating note to go out on. Still, Dave really resembles Penn. Also he was however briefly married to Madonna, which could cause much accidental incestuous commentary. Uh, well, I mean incest in the sense of...ah...

I mean that Sean Penn was married to Madonna, not Dave.

Aw, fuck it. I've edited this twice now and it still doesn't make any sense.

May 31, 2003

Vincent

Andrew Stuttaford in The Corner yesterday:

This week’s New Yorker includes an interesting – and, in one respect, somewhat unusual – review of a new show at the Guggenheim featuring the work of Kazimir Malevich, the father, if that’s the term, of suprematism.

Normally the story of the early 20th Century Russian avant-garde is told as a fairly simple morality tale (I wrote on a related topic here ). These artists were, we are told, the heralds of a new world, who found themselves allied with Lenin in a brave, doomed, attempt to build Utopia. Ultimately, the legend goes, the revolution was betrayed by Stalin. With the ideals and the idealists of 1917 dead or dispersed, the free spirits of the avant-garde found that they were no longer acceptable to the regime. And it wasn’t only their art that was in danger of annihilation. Dull socialist realism (all those farm workers, factories and Red Army men) replaced innovation, and the squares, blocks and jagged montages of those adventurous early years were consigned to the scrap heap, final proof that the once bright Soviet dawn had turned dark.

The truth, of course, is very different. Stalin didn’t betray Lenin’s legacy, he enshrined it, enforced it and enabled it to endure. And as for those freethinking artists? Well, they were content enough to collaborate with communism amid the corpses and jailhouses of the early Soviet state, and they were also quite prepared to shut out those artists who did not conform with the ‘progressive’ notions of the revolutionary era.

Malevich was a genius, but the fact of that genius should not be allowed to obscure his role as a propagandist for, and accomplice in, a system that was barbaric from the beginning. He was no more “just an artist,” than Leni Riefenstahl “was just a photographer”. The New Yorker’s reviewer (Peter Schjeldahl) at least begins to touch on the awkwardness presented by the (all too often ignored) historical record:

“Artists who transformed all given modes of visual art …could hardly avoid hubris. They had an unfortunate habit of scheming against one another, as well as against any artists whom they deemed outmoded….”

And then here:

“The Revolution was dining on its children, just slowly enough to make them, in desperation, compromise their principles one by one.”

It’s a start, but it still lets Malevich off too lightly – as he himself would well have understood. For me, his finest work dates from the late 1920s (and is not, alas, featured in the Guggenheim show). A native of Kiev, Malevich knew about the havoc that was descending on the Ukranian countryside. His response was oblique, in code as, almost certainly, it had to be. He painted a series of images of peasants. So far, so Soviet, you might think, but look more closely. Beneath the bright colors there is a sense of unease or something even worse. The images themselves are faceless, haunting. These are portraits of the doomed, anonymous, archaic, finished, victims of a system that Malevich had once served all too well.

Here's one of those images.

I entirely agree with Stuttaford's analysis, and I'm grateful for him pointing to Malevich, a painter I previously didn't know.

However, a second interpretation.

Maybe he couldn't paint faces.

Picasso at the age of 14 could do photographically perfect studies of human nudes with faces, fingers and toes.

Toes usually aren't a big problem. They're typically encased in shoes, or tucked under the body. When you must show them, a flat trapezoid hinted at generally suffices, except for foot fetishists, I guess.

Fingers are enormously tricky to draw. You'll recognize the clumsy amateur by his female nude with her hands and feet coincidentally pinioned out of view.

Like some bondage pose. Heh.

Not that I would ever draw anything like that.

Faces. Ugh. I once did a very good sketch of a National Geographic photo of a Spanish town with narrow, winding cobblestone streets. I put a few watercolor washes on it, and I should have quit while I was ahead of the game.

I decided to detail the faces of the villagers, and they all turned out like Mammy and Pappy Yokum.

Toes. Fingers. Faces. Malevich. Me.

September 4, 2003

Grease Is The Word

From The New Criterion Vol. 21, No. 7, March 2003 (OK, so I'm a little behind with my reading):

"The greatest American artist of his generation." That is how Michael Kimmelman, chief art critic of The New York Times described the video and performance artist Matthew Barney. You have probably heard of Matthew Barney by now. He was recently the subject of a long and respectful profile in The New Yorker by Calvin Tompkins. The New York Times has been singing his praises for years. In one signature work called "Field Dressing (Orifill)," this great artist is depicted in a video "climbing," -- we quote Mr. Kimmelman -- "naked up a pole and cables and applying dollops of Vaseline to his orifices."

If you remain skeptical about Mr. Barney’s achievement, you now have the opportunity to judge for yourself. A "major exhibition" of Mr. Barney’s work (why are all exhibitions these days prefaced by the adjective "major"?) will be on view at the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum through June 11. Fans of Mr. Barney’s work will be pleased to know that "Cremaster," his five-part film cycle inspired by the muscle that raises and lowers the testicles, will be screened daily. The show hadn’t opened when we went to press, so we cannot comment on the particulars of the exhibition. Nevertheless, we thought readers might like to know something about the preparations the Guggenheim had to make for this celebration of "the most important American artist of his generation." Genius, we know, can be demanding. The New York Times reminds us that it can be potentially messy as well. Among the logistical problems the Guggenheim faced in accommodating Mr. Barney’s work was storing one ton of Vaseline at the proper temperature. This is "the most important American artist of his generation" we are talking about, so the Landmarks Preservation Commission was quick to give the Guggenheim permission to build a temporary wooden enclosure on the roof of its Frank Lloyd Wright building to keep the goo at the required air-conditioned temperature. Vaseline, the Times explained,

will be seen running down the interior of the Guggenheim’s rotunda in specially designed troughs. Frozen Vaseline will cover the front of an Art Deco bar. ... [A] hidden hose, fed from the roof enclosure through the museum’s lighting system, would keep the Vaseline on the bar at 17 degrees so it holds its shape.

The curator chiefly responsible for this homage to Mr. Barney described the exhibition as "among the most exhilarating" of all the "complex and eccentric exhibitions" the Guggenheim has mounted. Perhaps. It certainly threatens to be among the most oleaginous. Of course, visitors will be told not to touch the, ah, works of art. But it is reassuring to know that the Guggenheim promises to have "paper towels on hand" in case of accidents. It was Oscar Wilde who observed that life imitates art. The spectacle of Matthew Barney being hailed as "the most important American artist of his generation" and taking up valuable real estate in a premier New York museum for almost four months could have come straight from the acid satirical imaginings of Evelyn Waugh. What a swindle.

Let's see. That would be . . . March, April, May . . . June.

Damn! Missed it by this --><-- much!

October 17, 2003

Pretty Pictures

The CBC's National tonight ran an admiring profile on [no permalink: click on eagle icon on right side] Anita Kunz, a Canadian artist-illustrator whose work has appeared in The New Yorker, The New York Times, The Washington Post, etc.

Ms. Kunz is indeed very talented. But what's talent without the chi-chi struggle against the tentacles of the State? And O, yes, fear and oppression reign in America.

CBC doesn't provide transcripts, so this is all from memory:

"Here's one that got rejected. [Drawing of George Bush, as a baby in a sandbox, playing with toy jets and tanks] And the Mr. Potato Head is Saddam Hussein. It's one way of looking at the war."

Why, yes, it is one way of looking at the war. A profoundly stupid way of looking at it, if you ask me.

But if Ms. Kunz confuses my opinion -- or more importantly, that of her editor -- with censorship, then I've got a whole closet full of "censored" writing that maybe she'd be interested in.

The outrages don't stop there -- the moron bastard Yanks have further decided to silence her by mounting a 4-month display of her work at the Library of Congress, the first Canadian artist so honored.

It's that evil Ashcroft pulling strings again. What will he think of next?
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December 10, 2003

Turn, Turn, Turner

He accepted his award, for instance, dressed as "Claire," his alter ego, in a purple satin baby-doll dress with appliquéd rabbits and a green bow and wearing bobby socks with his red patent leather pumps. He stood between his wife, a psychotherapist who was also wearing a dress designed by him, and his 11-year-old daughter, Florence. The latter was present in spite of public warnings that certain of the exhibits were unsuitable viewing for children under 16 . . . "I'm not trying to do art to shock," says Perry.

You play it for laughter, then? The unshockable James Bowman dissects Britain's Turner Prize for art in National Review Online.

January 15, 2004

Sketches Of Spahn

Ghost of a Flea pointed to this, which is kind of neat. It's an online Etch-a-Sketch.

It reminded me of a guy I read about maybe a year ago. He does quite elaborate pictures on the Etch-a-Sketch and sells them for up to $8000. (When he completes one, he removes the back and sprays the screen with a fixative, making it permanent.) Here's one:

His site is here. I don't know if it qualifies as "art," but it's certainly an impressive display of draftsmanship to draw a picture with a single unbroken line.

The first site, btw, is running a contest (with some presumably-worthless "points" as a prize) to see who can draw the best picture. Don't worry that you're not good enough to enter, though. Most of the competition is more like this:


February 26, 2004

The Circle Game

Hey, it'd be neat if you could use your mouse to endlessly rotate the wheel within the wheel until boredom or ink splotches took over. Instead you just get to tweak some slider bars.

Still, it's . . . Spirograph!

March 7, 2004

Chewy Chewy

I hate doing taxes. Every now and then I have to take a break and look at pictures of beautiful women. Made from chewed bubblegum. Really.

Via Dave Barry.

March 30, 2004

Calendar Girl

I've always thought of James Lileks as an essayist more than a blogger, inasmuch as his site doesn't really feature a lot of interaction or links. Also it sounds better.

Apart from being one of the most truly talented writers on the web, he's a devoted collector of oddball stuff, stuff that in lesser hands could be described as kitschy.

Oh, hell, it is kitschy, but he truly seems to love it, and his site is a goldmine.

Well worth looking at is his Art Frahm collection. Frahm (1907-1981) was a popular commercial artist perhaps most notorious for his calendar girlie art.

I was going to put up a picture, but it might not be work-safe. (They're only mildly risqué, 50's cheesecake at worst, but you can't be too careful these days.)

And you really must view them framed by Lileks' droll commentary, in which he identifies crucial recurring motifs in Frahm's oeuvre. (Hey, I can write Fancy-Pants Art Critic Style, too.)

Two words: Panties and celery.

September 18, 2004

This Just In: Kerry Still A Dope

This, believe it or not, was created on a typewriter (or maybe with Microsoft Word) by Paul Smith, some of whose other creations are here.

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In case you don't recognize the picture, it's of John Davidson, whom I remembered chiefly as one of the co-hosts on the 80's That's Incredible TV show, which featured stories on unusual people and events.

I was all set to have some fun with this -- I mean, John Davidson? -- but then I read a bit more about the artist to find that he was born with severe cerebral palsy:

When typing, Paul uses his left hand to steady his right one.

Since he can't press two keys at the same time, he almost always locks the shift key down and makes his pictures using the symbols at the top of the number keys. In other words, his pictures are based on these characters ...

@ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _

Which, quite apart from the artistry involved, sounds like an excruciating amount of effort. Then it hit me: Davidson probably had a piece about Smith on his TV show and Smith either did it as a demonstration or as a gift for Davidson. (He gave away a lot of his work for free.)

Doing a bit of googling on Davidson, I learn from his website that he's gone on to a successful career in Broadway musicals. So I can't make fun of him, either.

But I'll always have Kerry.

Via Waxy.org

September 27, 2004

Are You Ready To Tummmmblllllle?

I would pay good money to see this:

A woman used her talent for gymnastics to destroy two art installations at a controversial exhibit in the Hamburger Bahnhof museum late Wednesday, yelling as she did a series of flips across the room into one object and pushed over another, organizers said yesterday.

Frauds and poseurs beware. I can see it now: The nondescript white panel truck screeches up to your local gallery, the rear doors fly open, and "Zelda, the Art Avenger" goes cartwheeling in, destroying all in her path.

"What's that flipflipflip sound? flipflipflipFLIPFLIPFLIP Aiiieee! It is 'Zelda, the Art Avenger!' Run, run for your lives!"

Via NealeNews

January 9, 2005

She's Not There

well, let me tell you about the way she looked
the way she acted and the color of her hair
her voice was soft and cool, her eyes were clear and bright
but she's not there

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The boys (at least I assume they're boys) at 3DM Community are having a prettiest CG (computer graphics) girl contest.

Warning: Not all the pictures are SFW.

Most amateur (and many professional) CG attempts at capturing female beauty are somewhat offputting. And I'm not just referring to the ones that portray them as lizardoid space vampires.

There's just something mannequinish and airbrushed about them. Also, many CG geeks have never even seen an actual woman, so that's got to be a disadvantage.

Some, though, are stunning:

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January 24, 2005

Every Picture Tells A Story

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These are famous scenes both from history and fiction rendered in the 3D isometric view common to computer games. There are 16 others here. (They expand to full-screen by clicking on them.)

The Screenshots FAQ has a brief description of each if you can't figure some of them out.

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And here's a small tutorial on how the artist planned out one of them (the bottom left, depicting the murder of Lee Harvey Oswald).

February 8, 2005

Smooth Criminal

are you o.k.? Are you o.k. annie?
you've been hit by
you've been hit by a smooth criminal

michael jackson

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Oddly enough, this charcoal sketch, by a well-known pop star, has failed to attract any bids at eBay. C'mon folks, only $10,000 (US) adds it to your collection.

Via Fazed
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February 16, 2005

Haunted

cool rain on hot summer stone
the odor fills my presence
of freshly dug grave and death and night

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These are interesting: Pictures that change as you walk by them. Very effective for Halloween parties and such, I would think, if a bit pricey -- $75 for an 11x14" print, $19 for a 5x7".


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How do they work? Well it's not a closely guarded trade secret. The effect is created by a lenticular lens mounted to a computer interlaced print. As the viewer changes perspective he sees a different part of the interlaced image, causing the image to shift. The entire effect is completely self contained and requires no power source.

Here's another, turned into an animated .gif:

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The rest of the gallery is here. Roll your cursor over the pictures to see them change.

Via The Green Head


Continue reading "Haunted" »

June 21, 2005

That'll Teach Him To Work With Green Wood

PEARSONThese sort of look like my woodworking projects, except that I don't start out intending them to look like that.

MELTINGThey're the work of Judson Beaumont -- the gentleman pictured here, I'm guessing -- and his Vancouver-based company, named (probably ironically) Straight Line Designs, which creates children's furniture (and custom one-of-a-kind pieces and projects for children's hospitals, etc.).

Ominously, there's no mention of prices on the site. If you have to ask, you probably
can't afford it.

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Bad table! (Hey, that's what it's called.)

August 4, 2005

Jack ♥ Jill

I'm not sure how this works, but it is interesting:

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Bench'Mark is a project inspired from street culture and street art. It is a piece of public seating, a bench on which people are invited to leave their mark. The users can make graffiti on the bench using their finger. The written or drawn mark will randomly appear on the surface of the bench.

The marks float smoothly on the surface of the seat... until someone else uses the bench! When someone sits down the marks left travel towards the person who sat, bumping onto his/her bum seeking for their attention. The marks keep following the person's movements on the bench and in turn, people can read, play or brush away the marks.

bench3.jpgOh, great. Having your bum sexually harassed by graffiti. It's a piece being displayed at the Royal College of Art (I think -- the original link points to this catalog, but it isn't clear where exactly it is in the show) by Louisa Stathopoulou, a product designer at Mitsubishi.

Via we-make-money-not-art

August 10, 2005

Elephant Man

i am, i am the elephant man
it is incredible how i can
look just like an elephant, man

suede

elephant

That's no leathery, creased elephant -- it's a leathery, creased hand that an artist has painted to resemble one (leathery, creased elephant, that is). More hand-animals, quite well done, here.

Now if I had this talent, I would surely apply it to loftier pursuits, such as painting on nubile young women-canvases. Oh, wait, he does that too. Warning: Some NSFW.

August 24, 2005

Not Your Mama's Macrame

Technically, it's crochet, not macrame, but I couldn't resist the alliteration. It's the work of German artist Patricia Waller; more of which here. What does it all Mean, you ask? This guy knows:

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The artist's crochet sculptures are initially disturbing. However, they usually play a double role and are hidden. They are a background system of signs and charades that cannot always be interpreted satisfactorily. But Patricia Waller always ensures that her audience is given visual experiences full of relish and ambition. "With all of my work, I try to create new and different forms of perception and levels of association for the beholder by interventions and altered forms of presentation..." she states.

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So there. These are rather playful -- others have a darker edge.

Continue reading "Not Your Mama's Macrame" »

August 30, 2005

Your Three-Year-Old Could Do It

COLLAGEThe National Gallery of Art in Washington D.C. has a very nice website, well worth exploring. There's a kids page on which I found this neat Collage Machine. It's very easy to use; if you're truly lazy, just click on the "Auto" button at the bottom and create a random (but still editable) image, like the one at right. I think it'd be an ideal way to generate sidebar art for a bl0g. But that's just me. There's no capability to save or print it, so you'd have to do an Alt-Print Screen and paste it into a paint program.

Speaking of which, ArtRage is a free painting program. It doesn't have the full editing and image manipulation tools of Photoshop or Paint Shop Pro, but that's the way the designers intended it:



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ArtRage was designed to work like a painting simulation rather than a standard digital painting application. While there were some difficult decisions that went in to the design, the eventual result reflects what we wanted to do with the app, which was reflect real world painting tools.

ArtRage is meant to be a canvas, with some tools. It�s meant for playing around with paint, experimenting and exploring, and ultimately having fun. We certainly didn�t intend it as a replacement for any other package, and that decision let us make some pretty important changes to the workflow that helped the package become accessible to anyone. At the same time, those changes also removed some tools that were inappropriate to the package but may have been expected by some users.

The picture on the left is a good example of what it can do. Click here for full-size. (You can use a mouse to draw; but if you have one, a graphics tablet is ideal.)

Windows and Mac downloads here.

October 25, 2005

Shaky Town

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Artist Elizabeth Hickok has created a scale model of San Francisco, complete with Golden Gate Bridge, entirely out of Jello. Why is another question altogether.

It sure does look purdy, though. More pictures here, and a small video showing an "earthquake" here.

November 24, 2005

Beauty's Horizons

This post, which I had crossposted at Dodgeblogium drew this reply there and a question that I've been meaning to get around to for awhile. So here goes:

These are primarily Pre-Raphaelite painters, a group who consciously tried to recreate the ideas of the early Renaissance in the mid-to-late Victorian era. To me they are the most beautiful of all paintings, and are specifically what the cubists and fauvists and dadaists of the early twentieth century were reacting against.

Which do you think will survive the judgement of history?

I think there's room for both, but the critics of any particular era tend to be an incestuous pack of herd-followers, incapable of appreciating anything that doesn't fit their narrow view.

What isn't going to survive are the Dadaists of today, who are so eager to negate the idea of art that they've entirely succeeded. At least Duchamp, et. al. seemed to have a sense of humor about what they were up to. A hundred years from now, if it's remembered at all, something like Serrano's "Piss Christ" will be thought of as only a cheap stunt.

Many thanks for the question, Bruce. I'd like to expand on some of these ideas in a post on my blog (I'll most likely crosspost it here, too) but I probably won't have much time to do so until next week.

Bruce responded:

Good. A balanced and thoughtful answer. Now let's rephrase the question. Which will President-For-Life Timur Goering Khan remove to his capitol in Nuevo Cheyenne in the year 2505, A.D., and which will he consign to the flames?

I understand Man Ray. But I know which paintings I'd steal.

He's trying to pin me down, I can tell. Watch me weasel out of this one.

Not knowing much about our hypothetical Pres-for-Life (except that it's refreshing to see a dictator against abortion), I can only speculate that he'd opt for the most valuable pieces.

boywithpipeThe highest price ever paid for a painting (as of May 2004, unless I've missed something more recent) at an auction was $104.1 million for Picasso's Garon la pipe (pictured at left). This is misleading, though, in that much of the world's finest art is not and probably never will be for sale. The Louvre had the Mona Lisa appraised for insurance purposes in 1962 prior to a tour of the US and came up with a figure of $100 million; in today's dollars that would be about $630M. You could expect similar or even higher prices for Rembrandt or Michaelangelo (how much would the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel command?).

Our presumptive world dictator isn't going to be concerned about price, but the status of possessing priceless objects will prove irresistible. So I'm guessing that his collection would largely consist of classical/Renaissance pieces -- what he, and the public at large, would consider easily recognizable as "art."

The question is: do these have greater intrinsic value than more abstract work? I would say yes, because they display the artist's utter mastery of his craft. And art without craft remains at best an interesting idea, undeveloped. Now I would argue that artists like Cézanne, Matisse (who, ironically enough, studied under Bouguereau) etc., exhibited similar expertise in rejecting formalism -- it's a debatable point, but I think a strong case can be made for it.

primeracomunionThe painting at right, Primera Comunin, was done by Picasso at the age of 14. The studies of nudes by him in his only year in art school are near photographic in their detail. Whatever else he was, Picasso was no phony; as T.S. Eliot remarked, "You must understand the rules before you can break them."

Modern art is too often an exercise in intellectualism -- more energy is spent in explaining why a particular piece is important than, it seems, was spent in producing it. I'm fully capable of appreciating art non-verbally: if I like the composition and execution, then I like it, with no further explanation necessary.

Enough, or I'll never get this posted. Here's a game that might tickle your antiquated fancies:

Curator Defense is a homebrewed blend of the Real Time Strategy and Puzzle genres. The player must defend his museum from the hordes of modern art that attempt to raid his storeroom in hopes of being put on the main floor. Using an array of unique defensive objects, the player must stun, slow, and eventually defeat each wave of modern art.

curatordefenseUnfortunately, you can't play online -- it's a 55MB download. I'll just link to the main page, as it's offered on 5 different mirrors. Click "Download" on the left side of the screen to get to them.

December 17, 2005

Bring Beer, And Some Dip

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I don't know anything about the creator of this trompe d'cheese-doodle, but the photograph was taken by Philip Greenspun at the Lapides Gallery, Santa Fe, New Mexico in 1994.

Via J-Walk Blog

February 24, 2006

The Art Of Self-Promotion

We Make Money Not Art is a very good blog by (mainly) the indefatigable Regine. She covers a wide range of topics, with an emphasis on contemporary, technologically-based art.

As you might expect, she, and much of the art featured, tilts politically to the left. Which doesn't bother me -- if something's interesting, I'll link to it. Sometimes, though, the socialist weenies get a bit overweening (the italicized sentences are quotes from some documents):

Wishing to reintroduce Chechnya to an international audience while reacting to the proliferation of international biennales, the Emergency Biennale has been conceived in a geopolitical context which has become so complex that it seemed urgent and necessary to mobilize the artists. The show is stopping from February 24 to March 12 in Riga, Latvia (after Paris, Brussels, Bolzano, and Milano). A part of the concept involved a call to the artists to create works in a double exemplary likely to fit in a suitcase for Grozny (cared by a local partner), the other one for a touring exhibition around the world. (via e-flux.)

Among the works selected is the Human Rights Memory Stick by Jota Castro: Originally, the idea of this USB memory stick was to allow an easy, discrete and rapid diffusion of confidential and censured information on Chechnya.

(However, before sending this work to Chechnya, we discovered that there was only information on Jota Castro : press releases and articles on his shows, images of his artworks as well as pictures of himself (portraits). We chose not to send it.)

The line ". . . urgent and necessary to mobilize the artists" was funny enough; what really made this special was Jota Castro's touching solicitude for the people of Chechnya.

Castro (no relation to Fidel, as far as I can find) was in his former life a diplomat to the UN and European Union. Somehow this does not surprise me.

March 2, 2006

Frogenstein

This is different, if a bit morbid:

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Another of Garnet's works, Experiments in Galvanism: Frog with Implanted Webserver is currently installed at Latitude 53 in Edmonton, Canada. A miniature computer is implanted into a dead frog. The animal is suspended in liquid contained in a glass cube, with a blue ethernet cable leading into its splayed abdomen. The computer stores a website that enables users to trigger physical movement in the corpse. You can view and activate the project online until March 18th 2006.

Go on, give it a try. Hours of fun for the kids!

The creator, Garnet Hertz, is a Fulbright Scholar, Research Fellow at the California Institute for Telecommunications and Information Technology, and a doctoral student at University of California Irvine. He was previously famous (so to speak) for using a Madagascan Hissing Cockroach to control a robot. He talks about the details here, and it's actually quite interesting. This is assuming that you don't mind looking at pictures of Madagascan Hissing Cockroaches, which are not, to be sure, among God's handsomer creations.

Via we make money not art

April 17, 2006

I'll Be Brick

arnold-schwarzeneggerA bust of, allegedly, Arnold Schwarzenegger. I say allegedly because the inherent limitations of Lego-based portraiture leave it open to some interpretation. I think it more resembles Richard Nixon, myself. Or Abraham Lincoln.

Photo by Philip Greenspun. Full-size image here.









July 19, 2006

Hitler's Nudes

nude.jpgI knew that Adolf Hitler had ambitions of being an artist, and supported himself as a student by selling small sketches. I was under the impression that they were mainly landscapes and architectural scenes, but it turns out he had an eye for the female form. Er, sort of. Click here for the full (Warning: NSFW) version.

As an artist, you'd have to say he made a great fascist dictator.

There are more of his pieces here. (The site is called hitler.org. There's some mildly-controversial material but no links to any neo-Nazi sites as far as I can tell. The very name, though, might trigger blocking or filtering software if it's installed on your computer.)

Via Cynical-C Blog

July 28, 2006

Rare Albino Snapping Turtle Found!

The Corner:

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�Displaying a sculpture to encourage discourse about the sexual power debate surrounding the possibility of a Hillary Clinton presidency is very much in line with our mission as a museum,� noted Daniel Gluck, Executive Director. �We are wholly dedicated to the exploration of the history, evolution and cultural significance of human sexuality. Historically, leaders are often expected to possess an exceptional amount of virility or fertility with displays of that sexual power often tied to their success. The artist�s portrayal of Hillary Clinton as a president who also happens to be a sexual being conveys the message that a woman need not squelch her sexuality in order to succeed as leader of the free world.�

Actually, if I saw this . . . thing coming at me, sex would be about the last thing on my mind.

The sculptor, one Daniel Edwards, is also responsible for the Britney Spears sculpture (possibly NSFW) of a few months ago.

Some opine that it (Hillary, not Britney) looks more like Steve Buscemi. Others say Jimmy Carter. With all due respect, these people are idiots. The inspiration for "Hillary" was clearly . . .

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August 26, 2006

Flight Patterns

airplanesThis, I gather, is part of an art project. It uses FAA data to simulate a day's air traffic over the US. Quite beautiful. It's a large Quick Time file, so let some of it buffer before you hit the play key. There's a smaller version here, if you've got a slow connection. Warning: Music and some sfx.

You might remember this earlier version, done by NASA.

September 14, 2006

Hanging On The Telephone

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if i don't get your call then everything goes wrong
i want to tell you something you've known all along
don't leave me hanging on the telephone

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I'd like to see them try this with cell phones. From an art installation by Clara Oppel. Website here. It's in German, so click on arbeiten to see this (It's called "Phones," natch) and others.)

Via we make money not art

September 25, 2006

Cold Comfort

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Striking paintings (most in watercolor, some acrylics) by Carol Carter. This one (the title of the post) can be yours for the low, low price of $3,300 (US).

And if I had a spare $3,300 (US) I'd definitely consider buying it. I love the depth and luminance of watercolors.

Via Ursi's Blog






October 17, 2006

Peter Stanick

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I've seen this before. It's the work of computer artist Peter Stanick. Start here and click the picture (sometimes you're limited to a specific region of the screen) to continue.

It's an apparently endless (although some elements repeat) stream of Pop Art iconography, New York streetscenes, fake ads, glamorous women (Warning: Some are topless or scantily-dressed, so it's NSFW. No music or sound, though.)

Colorful, stylish, unapologetically sexist: What's not to like?

February 15, 2007

Detective Lt. Mike Stone *

crazy_20horseIt's actually the Crazy Horse Monument in South Dakota, but I've never seen a picture of Crazy Horse. I have, however, seen a picture of Karl Malden, and it sort of looks like him. Or maybe Dustin Hoffman.

There are more pictures on the making of the monument here, including a larger version of this picture. It's quite interesting how it was created, primarily with explosives. Why anyone would go to all that trouble to create a sculpture of -- George C. Scott? David Lee Roth? -- escapes me, though.

* Coincidence? I think not.

Via J-Walk Blog

March 11, 2007

Pray For Global Warming

icesculpturelest we be overrun with fearsome creatures like this.

It's actually an ice sculpture. Really. (Full page view here.) The source had no information as to where or when it was constructed, but this New York Times article (reg. required) possibly describes it:

"On cold days, they make sculptures that are more intricate and elegant," Mr. Zehnder explained. "On the hotter days, they have to be more solid." The ideal temperature is 15 to 25 degrees. In 2001, when the temperature hovered at around 15 degrees, a team from the Detroit area created a 12-foot praying mantis with legs no bigger than broomsticks. "A friend of mine, a professor at a community college, pointed out that not only was the sculpture a great piece," Mr. Zehnder said, "but it was anatomically correct."

March 16, 2007

Crude (And We Do Mean Crude) Sex Pictures

sawfulThe crowd at Something Awful uncork their mad MS Paint skillz on the Kama Sutra (or some approximation thereof).

Warning: Mostly tame (and some are nearly-impossible to decipher), but NSFW. Also, if you find yourself being, um, aroused by any of these images, it is time to seek professional help. Seriously.

April 25, 2007

No Comment

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Arnd Drossel is enclosed in a steel-wire sphere as he walks down a country path between the German towns of Dorsten and Raesfeld on April 11. The artist walked for 300 kilometers (186.41 miles) to draw attention to the many people he said are "out of balance" and in need of "social psychiatric" help.


OK, one comment. His device does seem to have its uses.

May 7, 2007

99 Rooms

99roomsThis isn't a game so much as an interactive art thingy. Move your cursor over the picture (at the site, not here). When it changes to a small pointing finger, you can click on that object. When three arrows appear beside it, click anywhere and you'll go to the next room. It's all very linear: There's only one way through the "maze" and the interactivity puzzles aren't very difficult.

That said, it's beautifully done. It seems to have been shot at an abandoned industrial building, with the graffiti and other objects added digitally (some of it is animated), and it successfully conveys a sinister, menacing atmosphere.

Not to worry, though -- this isn't one of those "screamers." There's one room (the 26th) that might make you jump (well, it startled me). If you're not sure about what you're getting into, it's discussed in this thread.

Warning: Music and sound effects.

June 18, 2007

Nathan Sawaya

yellowThe occasional Lego sculptures that I post are interesting mainly in the sense of: "Yowza, that's a lot of Lego blocks."

But Nathan Sawaya, formerly a corporate lawyer in New York, brings a definite artistic touch to his craft. These would be impressive enough in a more conventional medium -- in the field of constructing things with small plastic doohickeys, he'd be giving Michaelangelo a run for his money. I'm tempted to order up a copy of The Pieta to prove it (he does custom projects) but I don't think I could swing the five figure prices he charges for larger pieces.

Interview with him here. There's a photo gallery but no direct link, so scroll down to the fourth paragraph and click on the link there to see it.

Or you could go directly to his website here.

June 20, 2007

Russian Cake Art

solitaireRemarkable cake art from Russia. Apparently it's all edible, with no plastic or other components. It's the work of a bakery called Zhanna, from St. Petersburg, but I couldn't find any more information about it.

Many more examples here.

August 20, 2007

Numb And Number

I think I know where your melting is coming from, and it ain't from global warming.


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Hundreds of naked people formed a "living sculpture" on Switzerland's Aletsch glacier Saturday, hoping to raise awareness about climate change.


The photo shoot by Spencer Tunick, the New York artist famous for his pictures of nude gatherings in public settings worldwide, was designed to draw attention to the effects of global warming on Switzerland's shrinking glaciers.

"The melting of the glaciers is an indisputable sign of global climate change," said the environmental group Greenpeace, which co-organized the event.

Dumbass. Or hundreds of them.

November 7, 2007

Kids Today!

Just what the hell is wrong with the old-fashioned, romantic tradition of packing a pair of tin snips for your big date? Cuts through that underwire like butter.

we make money not art:

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Bra Trainer is a fictional teaching aid designed by Noam Toran to instruct adolescent boys to overcome the intricacies of opening the brassiere. When initiated the machine mechanically demonstrates the basic principles of clasp disengagement. Following a short pause the machine then re-secures the bra ready for the next demonstration.

The piece is inspired from accounts of repressive post-war institutionalised sex education in the UK in which teachers were not allowed to touch any of the props (prophylactics, physical models of reproductive organs) unless using gloves or a stick.

That's still good advice while handling many teachers.


December 20, 2007

Ding Kong

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Artist David Mach discovers a use for those wire things that multiply spontaneously in the closet. There's only so many cars that need unlocking, y'know.

Not sure if that's Fay Wray on the left.

March 6, 2008

99 Kriegsballons

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A smashing tank modification, but with a terrible camo pattern; useful only, I'd guess, for an assault on the local Clown College.

Honk! Honk! Blam! They'll never know what hit 'em.

May 12, 2008

Tica

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A woman with the rather strange name of "Tica." However, this isn't a photograph; nor is it computer-aided graphics. It's the stunning airbrush (mainly) work of a man with the rather strange name of "Dru." More of his stuff here (safe for work -- I took the liberty of cropping Tica rather than shrink her lovely visage). The menu is at the top.

May 22, 2008

Pricasso

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Australian Tim Patch, who goes by the pseudonym in the title, paints using, um, a rather unusual tool. And no, it's not a palette knife.

If you can't figure it out from his nom d'art, his (mildly NSFW) site is here.

May 29, 2008

Heartfelt

LEGO artist Nathan Sawaya is at it again:

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Nathan built this anatomically correct heart for the Rady Children’s Hospital in San Diego. He says, “A piece like this is a great tool to help doctors talk to young patients about their own hearts. Hopefully kids will relate to a heart built from a medium that they are familiar with.”

Except that I think he did not make it. This looks like a clear case of theft.

July 21, 2008

Feed Them, For They Are Hungry

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A TV tower in žižkov (can't find the upper-case HTML code for that character), Czech Republic. The above humanoid/tapewormish sculpture(s) weren't part of the original design; they were added later by a local artist, David Černý, for reasons best known to him.

More pictures here.

July 24, 2008

Curse You, Stephen Hawking

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for not coming up with a better book title than A Brief History Of Time. Hmph. What am I supposed to do with that?

A Brief History Of LEGO? Lame, even by my standards.

Curse you , Stephen Hawking.

March 23, 2009

Bad Paintings Of Barack Obama

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And they're not kidding. (Click on the semi-circular arrow at the bottom-right to view more.)

May 8, 2009

Cathy Horvath

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I recently discovered this amazing site called eBay, where all the riches of the world are laid out for purchase. Also a lot of crap. When I got tired of buying that, I decided to look at the art available. Plenty of dross there, too, but there were certain sellers that stood out. One of them was an Ontario artist, Cathy Horvath, whose impressionistic landscapes caught my eye.

She works mainly if not entirely in acrylics, a medium that I used briefly but abandoned when I decided they didn't smell as good as oil paints (and that sentence should tell you all you need to know about my short-lived artistic career).

They're also astonishingly luminous, probably second only to watercolor. The above picture doesn't do it justice; it glows like a piece of stained glass. It's also a people magnet -- everyone who sees it is drawn to it as though hypnotised.

It cost me $98 US (all eBay transactions -- at least the ones I've been involved with -- are denominated in US currency), and I think I got a good price. At the exchange rate and adding shipping it came to about $150 CDN. A more typical range would be $120-160 US. If there's a piece you simply must have, she has some pieces for sale on a "Buy It Now" basis with prices at $200-300. Or you could enter that as your bid in an auction and be pretty well guaranteed the win.

If you'd like to see some of Ms. Horvath's other work, her eBay store is here or go to eBay's home page here. You'll be prompted to open an eBay account if you wish to make a bid, and a PayPal account if you purchase something.

As for me, I find myself on the horns of a dilemma. I originally intended the piece as a Mother's Day present; I'm trying very hard to convince myself that what she really wants is a box of chocolates.

May 31, 2009

Catbird2008

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birds_bambooThat's the only name I know her by. I found her on eBay when I was looking for Japanese prints. Didn't find any -- but hey, Chinese is close enough, no?

At any rate, she's selling traditional Chinese art -- landscapes, nature scenes, animals. These aren't prints; they're done in watercolor, pen-and ink washes and what looks like poster paint (watercolor, but more opaque). I have copies of two of the three posters pictured here, and I must say, they are impressive. First of all, they're big -- the bamboo on top is 52 x 26"; the birds and bamboo to the left measures about 4 x 2'. (Yes, bamboo seems to be a big theme.)

Secondly, these are very interesting, artistically speaking. The composition and colors are flawless and the draughtmanship and painting are equally skilled. Now it may be that I've accidentally come across a hitherto-unknown tribe of dazzling Chinese artists; but I suspect the truth is more prosaic. These are created in workshops by teams of artists, each of whom specialize in certain parts of the painting. For example, the picture above of the birds and bamboo -- 1 person draws and/or paints the birds, another the bamboo, another the calligraphy, etc.

This is very like the shops that produce other mass-consumption art, like the Dogs Playing Poker genre; however, art-by-committee has a long and storied history. The Renaissance masters (and probably others) were notorious for enlisting their students and apprentices to work on less-critical aspects of the painting; as they grew in skill, they were entrusted with more elements, until sometimes the only genuine contribution of the artist was his signature (and even then, not so much).

In other news, Rembrandt (among many others) are credibly suspected of using camera obscura as a drawing-aid. As Mr. Steve Martin might have warned us, "Art ain't pretty."

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That leaves price. I've bought some fourteen or fifteen pieces by now and I've only had to bid above the minimum price ($0.99 US) twice, each time for only a couple of dollars more. Naturally, shipping from China is expensive -- about $17 for the first piece, with discounts of up to 80% for additional items in the same order. I think she probably makes a few dollars off the postage, but you can hardly blame her for that. It takes approximately 7-10 business days to arrive (shipments are fully trackable). I'm getting ready to order some more. They truly are beautiful.

Framing them is simple -- I don't. However she offers two methods of display: Matte mounting, or traditional scroll mounting. I haven't tried either one of these so I can't comment on the price or look. I just thumbtack them up, but I first reinforce the corners (and the edges on larger pieces) by gluing small pieces of cardboard (the blank side of matchbooks is ideal) to the back of the piece with rubber cement, which won't wrinkle the paper like ordinary glue.

Her eBay store is here. She also sent me a link to her catalog. I'll post pictures from it from time to time.

September 18, 2009

OdoSketch

An online drawing program. Click on the red triangle to reveal the title and/or artist; anywhere in the top portion of the drop-down menu to go to the site.

September 29, 2009

Alyssa Monks

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A stunning collection of photo-realist paintings. You can click through on any individual artist and go to his or her web page. I did just that with Ms. Monks, and I am pleased to report that she has no prices listed. This can mean only one thing: She's giving them away for free. Which would be exactly in my price range, so I plan to pick up two or three. Maybe more, if she's willing to include the frames.

November 5, 2009

I Got Nuthin' Tonight

Well, except for this important reminder of safety on the archery range. You can never be too careful.

GIL ELVGREN

December 3, 2009

Strange Visions

Wild Ammo:

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Weird, very weird paintings by one Art Lacey. You'll be happy to know they're on eBay for up to $25. Oh, and many feature pancakes on the subjects' heads. I give up.

March 2, 2010

Céleste Boursier-Mougenot

An installation for the Barbican in London, England. A description:

French artist Céleste Boursier-Mougenot creates works by drawing on the rhythms of daily life to produce sound in unexpected ways. Boursier-Mougenot’s installation for The Curve, his first solo exhibition in the UK, takes the form of a walk-though aviary for a flock of zebra finches, furnished with electric guitars and other musical instruments. As the birds go about their routine activities, perching on or feeding from the various pieces of equipment, they create a random and captivating soundscape.

Well, whatever. I was taken by the little guy with a twig, doing his best Jimmy Page impression.

May 12, 2010

Jesus * Raises Lazarus From The Dead

jesus(* Or possibly Russell Brand.)

May 25, 2010

In Search of Missing Pieces

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Sculptures by French artist Bruno Catalano. It's difficult to calculate the size from these pictures, but this piece on display at a museum is slightly over three feet tall.

April 4, 2012

Obama's Home!

white houseNah, he must be out golfing again. Google, or rather, the Google Art Project, released a virtual tour of the White House. You're limited to the same areas as the public tour -- no Oval Office or situation rooms. The few people you can see, like the slob in green above are either members of the Google team or WH staffers on Casual Fridays.

May 18, 2012

Lizzie? Lizzie May!

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If you look at my website you can see that every few years, I follow Rembrandt’s example and when I don’t know what to paint or am short a model, I paint myself. I’m an exceedingly patient, professional and cheap model.

If you look at her website, you'll not be terribly surprised that it's named "maggiethered.com."

And if you look at her, it's also no surprise that she's not getting the top modeling bucks. (From an interview here.)

May 21, 2012

The Pageant Of Politicians' Penises Proceeds Apace

You might recall this from a few days ago.

3news.co.nz:

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Brett Murray's sculptures and paintings, in an exhibition that opened at a major Johannesburg gallery last week titled "Hail to the Thief II," are an "abuse of freedom of artistic expression," ANC spokesman Jackson Mthembu said in a statement. He added ANC lawyers will go to court to force the Goodman Gallery to remove a painting of ANC leader President Jacob Zuma from the exhibition and from its website.

The gallery did not immediately respond to a call and an email requesting comment. Murray, known for provocative and political work, said through the gallery that he would have no comment.

The painting that most angered Mthembu is a black, red and yellow acrylic on canvas priced at 120,000 rand called "The Spear". In a style reminiscent of Andy Warhol's brightly coloured Marilyn Monroe portraits, it depicts Zuma in a suit and what could be a codpiece accentuating his genitals. Some observers say it depicts Zuma exposing his genitals.


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