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   <title>Better Scoot Before We Start Shooting, De Schutter</title>
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   <published>2012-05-17T02:02:40Z</published>
   <updated>2012-05-17T02:03:21Z</updated>
   
   <summary> Ottawa Citizen: However, the Conservative government has declined to set up any meetings between cabinet ministers and De Schutter, something he described as highly unusual for UN special rapporteur missions. &quot;Well, look, the tradition is that when I visit...</summary>
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<a href="http://www.ottawacitizen.com/business/food%2Benvoy%2Bdecries%2Bshocking%2Bconditions%2BCanada/6626850/story.html"target="new">Ottawa Citizen</a>:

<blockquote><i>However, the Conservative government has declined to set up any meetings between cabinet ministers and De Schutter, something he described as highly unusual for UN special rapporteur missions.

"Well, look, the tradition is that when I visit countries on official missions, I have meetings at cabinet level," De Schutter said.

"The position of the Canadian government is that this mission is one that requires discussions to be had at the technical level with high-level public servant, with whom I did meet. And I'm of course grateful for their time and expertise, but frankly the question of hunger is not a technical question, it's a political question and without speaking to ministers, you cannot create the kind of understanding by the government that things are not going in the right direction, that there are very important blind spots in the current policies that the government cannot continue to ignore."

De Schutter added: "To improve things in Canada, you need much more political will to be invested in this issue and that is a message I regrettably cannot make to public servants, convinced though of they are of this. I need to speak to the ministers, and I think this betrays, if you wish, a lack of understanding of what hunger is about."</i></blockquote>

And a grateful nation says most sincerely,  "Fuck off, you stupid Belgian ponce."
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<entry>
   <title>The Love Song Of J. Alfred Taliban</title>
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   <published>2012-05-16T05:23:08Z</published>
   <updated>2012-05-16T06:08:02Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Bad Rachel: Like other of their fellow poets, Talibani “insurgents,” too, have sometimes laid down their tools and taken up the pen to declare their “wounded hearts, lyrical souls, and . . . passionate love of language.” The torture and...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<a href="http://badrachel.blogspot.ca/2012/05/love-song-of-j-alfred-taliban.html "target="new">Bad Rachel</a>:
  
<blockquote><i> Like other of their fellow poets, Talibani “insurgents,” too, have sometimes laid down their tools and taken up the pen to declare their “wounded hearts, lyrical souls, and  . . .  passionate love of language.” The torture and slaughter of non-combatants; the administering of purdah and the unsexing of women and little girls with brutality, burqa, mutilation, and murder; the beastly coercion of little boys into a life of feminized sexual slavery and the turning of them out as prostitutes—these are all things that can try a mujahid’s spirit.</i></blockquote> 

<blockquote>The spring of change needs blood to rain down,<br>
It requires the irrigation of the gardens with blood.<br>
Valuing the blood of the people of the past<br>
Requires the price of human blood.<br>
Each drop of it has become a Nile of the dawn’s blood;<br>
The Pharaohs want to fill the Nile with blood.</blockquote>

A bit too Wordsworthian for my tastes -- goddamn Romantics.
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<entry>
   <title>It&apos;ll Be Cash For Nash</title>
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   <id>tag:blogquebecois.com,2012://1.2613</id>
   
   <published>2012-05-16T02:24:13Z</published>
   <updated>2012-05-16T02:27:47Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Globe and Mail: NDP MP Peggy Nash said forcing well-trained workers into low-skilled jobs risks exacerbating Canada’s skills shortage. “It is a colossal waste of skills if we have people who are trained as computer engineers or teachers or nurses...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/ei-reform-set-to-redefine-suitable-work-for-job-seekers/article2432675/"target="new">Globe and Mail</a>:

   <blockquote><i>  NDP MP Peggy Nash said forcing well-trained workers into low-skilled jobs risks exacerbating Canada’s skills shortage.

“It is a colossal waste of skills if we have people who are trained as computer engineers or teachers or nurses or electricians who are working in retail, Tim Hortons or picking fruit in the agricultural sector because it means they may not be available when a job in their field comes open,” she said.</i></blockquote>

It doesn't really matter too much.  There are plenty of high-paying, low-skill jobs out there if you know where to look for them.  Witness, for example, the entire NDP caucus.

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   <title>This Is Corn</title>
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   <published>2012-05-15T05:55:26Z</published>
   <updated>2012-05-17T01:32:21Z</updated>
   
   <summary> This is corn. No, it&apos;s not photoshopped. Yes, it&apos;s real. It&apos;s a corn variety called Glass Gem Corn and though it may look like jelly beans or beads, it&apos;s real, actual, edible corn. What in the world? Seeds Trust,...</summary>
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<blockquote><i><a href="http://gizmodo.com/5909605/you-wont-believe-this-colorful-glass-gem-corn-is-real-corn"target="new">This is corn</a>. No, it's not photoshopped. Yes, it's real. It's a corn variety called Glass Gem Corn and though it may look like jelly beans or beads, it's real, actual, edible corn. What in the world?

Seeds Trust, a family seed company, got the seeds for glass gem corn from Greg Schoen who got his seeds from his "corn-teacher", Carl Barnes, an 80ish year old part-Cherokee man, in Oklahoma. When they planted the seeds, out came the colorful wizardry that looks more like something that Willy Wonka would invent than our boring yellow corn. I want to eat you glass gem corn. Then I want to poop you. </i></blockquote>

    
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<entry>
   <title>Julia&apos;s Circle Of Life</title>
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   <published>2012-05-15T02:03:30Z</published>
   <updated>2012-05-15T02:09:36Z</updated>
   
   <summary> Iowahawk&apos;s parody of Obama&apos;s wildly-misnamed composite girlfriend lucky subject, &quot;The Life Of Julia.&quot;...</summary>
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Iowahawk's <a href="http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2012/05/julias-circle-of-life.html#more"target="new">parody</a> of Obama's wildly-misnamed <strike>composite girlfriend</strike> lucky subject, "<a href="http://www.barackobama.com/life-of-julia"target="new">The Life Of Julia</a>."  
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<entry>
   <title>Change -- And Some Hope</title>
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   <published>2012-05-14T02:08:19Z</published>
   <updated>2012-05-16T01:40:57Z</updated>
   
   <summary> Victor Davis Hanson: Rather than Obama destroying the economy, there is a sense emerging that he is merely restraining it. Should Obama lose in November, there will be the greatest collective sigh of relief since 1980 and a yell...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/35393854@N00/7191240018/" title="obama garage tour 2012 by gnotalex, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7229/7191240018_1e85c7b8bf.jpg" width="360" height="255" align="left"     hspace="10"alt="obama garage tour 2012"></a> <a href="http://pjmedia.com/victordavishanson/change%E2%80%94and-some-hope/"target="new">Victor Davis Hanson</a>:

<blockquote><i>Rather than Obama destroying the economy, there is a sense emerging that he is merely restraining it. Should Obama lose in November, there will be the greatest collective sigh of relief since 1980 and a yell that all hell will break lose, in the good sense of business activity, commerce, investment, hiring, and resource utilization being unleashed.

Look at it this way: for four years Obama has poked and jabbed at the corralled stallion, and when the gate goes up he will roar out as never before. Or if you are a Greek, try this: for 30 years we have been lectured to death about global warming, the brilliant Ivy League technocrats, the genius of Keynesian borrowing, the need for multiculturalism in the White House, if only we had open borders, why lawyers and academics need to be in charge—all on the “what if” presumption that no one in his right mind would let any of the above become gospel. And so we had the constant liberal whine, “if only.…” Now we have it in the flesh, and in cathartic fashion Obama is going to purge us of that unhinged temptation for another generation.

[ . . . ]

Give Obama some credit. He has framed the 2012 election as a conflict of visions unlike any of our time. It’s our choice now, no excuses, no one left to blame. Change is coming, and with it, hope. This week I saw a ray of sunshine amid the clouds.</i></blockquote>
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<entry>
   <title>Stupidity On Parade</title>
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   <published>2012-05-11T02:22:56Z</published>
   <updated>2012-05-15T02:02:00Z</updated>
   
   <summary>I thought of titling this &quot;The March Of Stupidity,&quot; but the word &quot;march&quot; seems too regimented -- nay, militaristic for these gentle, um . . . free-spirits. Besides, I don&apos;t think they&apos;re trainable to that degree. More here. Forget about...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[I thought of titling this "The March Of Stupidity," but the word "march" seems too regimented -- nay, <i>militaristic</i> for these gentle, um . . . <i>free-spirits</i>.  Besides, I don't think they're trainable to that degree.  More <a href="http://pjmedia.com/zombie/2012/05/04/occupy-oakland-may-day-general-strike/?singlepage=true"target="new">here</a>.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/35393854@N00/7173639736/" title="defend by gnotalex, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7084/7173639736_6f8a84b388.jpg" width="442" height="500" alt="defend"></a>

Forget about gay marriage -- these morons must not be allowed to mate.  Does Depo-Provera work as an aerosol mist?

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<entry>
   <title>Even The Doggies Are Smiling!</title>
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   <published>2012-05-10T05:25:23Z</published>
   <updated>2012-05-15T01:59:18Z</updated>
   
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<entry>
   <title>Mob on the Quad</title>
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   <published>2012-05-10T02:08:43Z</published>
   <updated>2012-05-13T23:28:10Z</updated>
   
   <summary>The Chronicle of Higher Education fired one of their bloggers, Naomi Schaefer Riley, who had the unheard of temerity to question the academic value of &quot;Black Studies&quot; programs: The Weekly Standard: I just got around to reading The Chronicle’s recent...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[The Chronicle of Higher Education fired one of their bloggers, Naomi Schaefer Riley, who had the unheard of temerity to question the academic value of "Black Studies" programs:

<a href="http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/mob-quad_644237.html"target="new">The Weekly Standard</a>:
 
   <blockquote><i> I just got around to reading The Chronicle’s recent piece on the young guns of black studies. If ever there were a case for eliminating the discipline, the sidebar explaining some of the dissertations being offered by the best and the brightest of black-studies graduate students has made it. What a collection of left-wing victimization claptrap. The best that can be said of these topics is that they’re so irrelevant no one will ever look at them.

    That’s what I would say about Ruth Hayes’ dissertation, “‘So I Could Be Easeful’: Black Women’s Authoritative Knowledge on Childbirth.” It began because she “noticed that nonwhite women’s experiences were largely absent from natural-birth literature, which led me to look into historical black midwifery.” How could we overlook the nonwhite experience in “natural birth literature,” whatever the heck that is? It’s scandalous and clearly a sign that racism is alive and well in America, not to mention academia.</i></blockquote>

The spurned blogger publishes her rejoinder in the <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304363104577391842133259230.html?mod=WSJ_Opinion_LEADTop"target="new">Wall Street Journal</a>:

<blockquote><i> But why take my word for it? Scholars more learned than I have been saying the same thing for decades. In 1974, Thomas Sowell wrote that from the beginnings of the discipline, "the demands for black studies differed from demands for other forms of new academic studies in that they . . . restricted the philosophical and political positions acceptable, even from black scholars in such programs."

Thirty-five years later in a piece for the Minding the Campus website, former Berkeley Prof. John McWhorter noted that little had changed: "Too often the curriculum of African-American Studies departments gives the impression that racism and disadvantage are the most important things to note and study about being black."

My critics have suggested that I do not believe the black experience in America is worthy of study. That is not true. It's just that the best of this work rarely comes out of black studies departments. Scholars like Roland Fryer in Harvard's economics department have done pathbreaking research on the causes of economic disparities between blacks and whites. And Eugene Genovese's work on slavery and the role of religion in black American history retains its seminal role in the field decades after its publication.

But a substantive critique about the content of academic disciplines is simply impossible in the closed bubble of higher education. If you want to know why almost all of the responses to my original post consist of personal attacks on me, along with irrelevant mentions of Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum and George Zimmerman, it is because black studies is a cause, not a course of study. By doubting the academic worthiness of black studies, my critics conclude, I am opposed to racial justice—and therefore a racist.</i></blockquote>
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<entry>
   <title>What Color Is The Sky In Your World, Tom?  Soviet Red I&apos;ll Bet</title>
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   <published>2012-05-09T02:34:32Z</published>
   <updated>2012-05-11T02:22:19Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Ottawa Citizen: Mulcair tops his recipe for economic mayhem by referring to the “Dutch disease,” whereby the manufacturing sector in the Netherlands was hurt in the early 1970s by currency inflation brought about by an over-reliance on natural gas revenues....</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.ottawacitizen.com/opinion/Mulcair%2Beconomic%2Bprescription/6580779/story.html "target="new">Ottawa Citizen</a>:

<blockquote><i>Mulcair tops his recipe for economic mayhem by referring to the “Dutch disease,” whereby the manufacturing sector in the Netherlands was hurt in the early 1970s by currency inflation brought about by an over-reliance on natural gas revenues. However, this appeal to international validation ignores the fact that the Netherlands is doing just fine today, and additionally, is a country spared the regional divisions that shape the Canadian economy.

The economic prescription advanced by Mulcair is both simple and potentially disastrous: curtail economic growth in the West, assume that a lower Canadian dollar will result and, in turn, will protect the manufacturing sector from global competition and soft American demand. It is impossible to imagine a more ill-advised policy prescription for the West, and for Canada.</i></blockquote>


Oh, yeah?  Wait 'til you hear Libby Davies spout off on -- well, anything, really.  They keep her around to make Mulcair seem sort-of sane. 
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<entry>
   <title>Sasquatch Spotted!</title>
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   <published>2012-05-08T02:05:36Z</published>
   <updated>2012-05-10T05:24:57Z</updated>
   
   <summary> The Gazette apologizes for inappropriate comments posted on Twitter Thursday night by one of its reporters. The Gazette’s social media policy clearly states that all journalists should conduct themselves in a manner that does not compromise themselves, their colleagues...</summary>
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<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/35393854@N00/7154648914/" title="sutherland by gnotalex, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7051/7154648914_53f3d4640d.jpg" width="500" height="484" alt="sutherland"></a>

        <blockquote><i><a href="http://www.poynter.org/latest-news/regret-the-error/172864/montreal-gazette-apologizes-after-reporter-sends-offensive-tweets-while-covering-protest/ "target="new">The Gazette apologizes</a> for inappropriate comments posted on Twitter Thursday night by one of its reporters. The Gazette’s social media policy clearly states that all journalists should conduct themselves in a manner that does not compromise themselves, their colleagues or the newspaper.

    The Gazette takes all breaches of ethics very seriously.</i></blockquote>

Hey, it's not his fault.  He's already burned out three of those no!no! depilators.

There might be hope for the future in chemotherapy.  I've heard that it just melts that excess body hair away.

It's a good thing she doesn't have a vicious streak.  Unlike some people we could mention.

Via <a href="http://bcblue.wordpress.com"target="new">BC Blue</a> 

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<entry>
   <title>Joek</title>
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   <published>2012-05-07T05:36:03Z</published>
   <updated>2012-05-10T02:08:19Z</updated>
   
   <summary>sweasel.com: Okay, but here’s the spooky bit: Cook said when she told Obama she loved him, he responded: “Thank you.” Thank you?! Oh, I understand there are times when saying “I love you, too” is a commitment too far, but...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<a href="http://sweasel.com/archives/10067"target="new">sweasel.com</a>:

Okay, but here’s the spooky bit:

   <blockquote><i>Cook said when she told Obama she loved him, he
responded: “Thank you.”</i></blockquote>

<i>Thank you?!</i> Oh, I understand there are times when saying “I
love you, too” is a commitment too far, but I can think of a dozen
ways to say that that aren’t quite so…malignantly narcissistic. Phew.

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Scrolling down a few posts, we come to one titled "Barack Obama's Big
Stick!," in which a commenter tells this joke:

   <blockquote><i>Joey and Barry find themselves in the men’s room taking a leak at
adjacent urinals. Joey looks down and says, “Wow, looks like what they
say about black men is true. Do all you bros have such big ones?”

Barry replies, “Yowza, but we’re not all born this way.”

“What? Really? How do the, uh, disadvantaged ones get big?”

“Well,” says Barry, “It’s a secret passed around only among my people.”

“Tell me, tell me!” pleads Joey. “As you can see I need to know!”

“OK. Seeing as how you’re my veep, I’ll tell you how. At night when
you go to bed, tie a string around it, tie the other end to a brick,
and let the brick hang down off the end of the bed. After a week or
two, you’ll see a major improvement.”

Some days later, Barry asks Joey how it was going.

“Great!” enthuses Joey. “I’m doing what you said and I’m halfway there!”

Barry thinks to himself, “If it were anyone other than Joey-the-dope I
wouldn’t believe he’d actually try that trick. Anyone else would’ve
known I was just funnin’ him.”

“What do you mean ‘halfway,’ Joey?” he asks.</i></blockquote>



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   <title>Is It True That &quot;De Schutter&quot; Is Flemish For &quot;Shithead&quot;?</title>
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   <published>2012-05-07T02:09:56Z</published>
   <updated>2012-05-09T02:25:39Z</updated>
   
   <summary>UN Watch: That’s right. Despite dire food emergencies around the globe, De Schutter will be devoting the scarce time and resources of the international community on an 11-day tour of Canada—a country that ranks at the bottom of global hunger...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<a href="http://blog.unwatch.org/index.php/2012/05/06/as-much-of-the-world-starves-un-sends-hunger-probe-to-canada/#more-2184"target="new">UN Watch</a>:

<blockquote><i>That’s right. Despite dire food emergencies around the globe, De Schutter will be devoting the scarce time and resources of the international community on an 11-day tour of Canada—a country that ranks at the bottom of global hunger concerns.

A key co-ordinator and promoter of De Schutter’s mission is Food Secure Canada, a lobby group whose website accuses the Harper government of “failing Canadians…and [failing to] fulfill the right to food for all.” The group calls instead for a “People’s Food Policy.”

I asked De Schutter if his time wouldn’t better be spent on calling attention to countries that actually have starving people.

“Globally, 1.3 billion people are overweight or obese,” he responded via his spokesperson, “and this causes a range of diseases such as certain types of cancers, cardio-vascular diseases or (especially) type-2 diabetes that are a huge burden.”

In other words, the hunger expert is not even that interested in hunger, but the opposite. Sure, we should all eat less fries, but do Canadians need a costly UN inquiry to tell us that?

Before Canadians can take De Schutter seriously, they ought to ask him some serious questions about whether his mission is about human rights or a political agenda.

First, consider the origins of the UN’s “right to food” mandate. In voluminous background information provided by De Schutter and his local promoters, there’s no mention that their sponsor was Cuba, a country where some women resort to prostitution for food. De Schutter does not want you to know that Havana’s Communist government created his post, nor that the co-sponsors included China, North Korea, Iran and Zimbabwe.

These and other repressive regimes are seeking a political weapon to attack the West. That is why the first person they chose to fill the post, when it started in 2000, was Jean Ziegler. The former Swiss Socialist politician was a man they could trust: In 1989, he announced to the world the creation of the Muammar Gaddafi Human Rights Prize.</i></blockquote>

I recall it was about a decade ago (I haven't been able to find a link, but I think it was about aboriginal policy) that Aussie PM John Howard told one of the UN's many pokenose commitees to sod off and furthermore announced that any future UN visits would be by government invitation only.  I know that Stephen Harper admires Howard; he'd do well to emulate this particular policy too.

Just for giggles, I googled <a href="http://foodsecurecanada.org/staff"target="new">Food Secure Canada</a>.  Imagine my shock to discover that they seem like the usual flock of parasites who would surely starve to death without all those lovely, lovely tax dollars.

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<entry>
   <title>Great Moments In Journalism</title>
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   <published>2012-05-04T02:29:06Z</published>
   <updated>2012-05-13T17:13:45Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Is this from The Star or . . . The Onion? The Star and the Mayor have a long-running feud. And the Mayor has had security incidents at his home before, including one that led to an arrest. There have...</summary>
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   <category term="2278" label="rob ford" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
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      <![CDATA[Is this from The Star or . . . <a href="http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2012/05/03/matt-gurney-get-rob-ford-a-security-detail-already-for-everyones-sake/"target="new">The Onion</a>?

<blockquote><i>The Star and the Mayor have a long-running feud. And the Mayor has had security incidents at his home before, including one that led to an arrest. There have been assorted death threats. With all of that in mind, the Star probably should have reconsidered its plan to send a reporter, at night, to walk the fence of the Mayor’s private home. The telling point here isn’t that the Mayor blew a gasket — he does that sometimes — but that it was his neighbour who saw the reporter taking photos and raised the alarm. The Toronto Star might be able to convince people that the Mayor lost his cool and overreacted. But the fact that other people, who aren’t public figures and aren’t locked in a feud with their paper, also found the reporter’s presence disturbing is something that the Star should consider. It’s unlikely they’re the mood to now, having battened down all the hatches, but going forward, guys — if old men in their homes see your reporter and are alarmed by his presence, that might be a sign you’re being a tad aggressive.</i></blockquote>

I guess this is what passes for news these days.  I'm waiting for the 13-part blockbuster series on the recarpeting of his rumpus room.  Should be good for a few National Newspaper Awards, at the least.
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   <title>Joek</title>
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   <published>2012-05-03T02:19:47Z</published>
   <updated>2012-05-07T04:33:13Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna...</summary>
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      Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, “Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”


      <![CDATA[Edna replied “He didn’t hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?”

Via <a href="http://www.misscellania.com/"target="new">Miss Cellania</a>
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