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Posted by gnotalex on November 2, 2009 8:50 PM
Cracked: For those of you who never had older brothers, this technique, when applied to the forearm, is called an Indian Rugburn. We're not sure if the politically correct version would be an Indigenous American Rugburn or a Southeast Asian...
Posted by gnotalex on October 13, 2009 9:01 PM
Cracked: If you’re not already convinced this book was a terrible idea, try reciting the title at a cocktail party and see if you don’t get beat down. And while the book’s answer to the question is actually “we should...
Posted by gnotalex on April 22, 2009 10:08 PM
Yeah, yeah, I know that the R-word is politically inflammatory; on the other hand, just try to come up with a more-fitting adjective for Coldplay's Chris Martin (right) in action. Link....
Posted by gnotalex on September 15, 2008 10:02 PM
Roseanne, I don’t think you’re very bright at all. Dan O'Brien puts on the hip boots and wades manfully into the wreck otherwise known as "Roseanne [sic] World" to review the blog therein. Somebody had to do it, I...
Posted by gnotalex on August 29, 2008 10:08 PM
A Photoshop contest from Cracked featuring unfortunate choices for movie baduns. Warning: Language and some images NSFW....
Posted by gnotalex on April 21, 2008 10:25 PM
We're not saying we know everything there is to know about sex, though we have spent a lot of time, uh, reading about it. But in none of our experience have we happened upon a case when bagging someone...
Posted by gnotalex on March 18, 2008 10:11 PM
Cracked recently ran a Photoshop contest, soliciting honest banner ads from readers. Warning: Language, and some nudity (you have to click through to see it, though). Also check out their new theme, Inappropriate Children's Books. (Some content NSFW.)...
Posted by gnotalex on March 12, 2008 10:06 PM
Cracked: This song was written in that small window of the '80s when a blue collar steelworker from New Jersey with a terminal case of hockey hair could write songs about being a cowboy and be taken seriously. It was...
Posted by gnotalex on February 21, 2008 9:16 PM
This cheese is a delicacy in Sardinia, where it is illegal. That's right. It is illegal in the only place where people actually want to eat it. If this does not communicate a very clear message, perhaps the larvae...
Posted by gnotalex on October 18, 2007 10:04 PM
If Hugh Grant arrives, do not attempt to compete with him -- you are no match for his British accent and awkward, fumbling charm. Should Tom Green appear, leave the area immediately. You want no part in anything that follows...
Posted by gnotalex on August 9, 2007 10:00 PM
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