Entries from the blog quebecois tagged with 'cracked'

Sexist Shoe Shopping

Guys: Girls:...

7 Sex Tips from Cosmo That Will Put You in the Hospital

Cracked: For those of you who never had older brothers, this technique, when applied to the forearm, is called an Indian Rugburn. We're not sure if the politically correct version would be an Indigenous American Rugburn or a Southeast Asian...

10 Great Books For (Traumatizing) Children

Cracked: If you’re not already convinced this book was a terrible idea, try reciting the title at a cocktail party and see if you don’t get beat down. And while the book’s answer to the question is actually “we should...

The 7 Most Retarded Ways Celebrities Have Tried to Go Green

Yeah, yeah, I know that the R-word is politically inflammatory; on the other hand, just try to come up with a more-fitting adjective for Coldplay's Chris Martin (right) in action. Link....

Understatement Of The Week

Roseanne, I don’t think you’re very bright at all. Dan O'Brien puts on the hip boots and wades manfully into the wreck otherwise known as "Roseanne [sic] World" to review the blog therein. Somebody had to do it, I...

The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Movie Monsters

A Photoshop contest from Cracked featuring unfortunate choices for movie baduns. Warning: Language and some images NSFW....

The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys

We're not saying we know everything there is to know about sex, though we have spent a lot of time, uh, reading about it. But in none of our experience have we happened upon a case when bagging someone...

Truth In Banner Ads

Cracked recently ran a Photoshop contest, soliciting honest banner ads from readers. Warning: Language, and some nudity (you have to click through to see it, though). Also check out their new theme, Inappropriate Children's Books. (Some content NSFW.)...

The 10 Most Terrifyingly Inspirational 80s Songs

Cracked: This song was written in that small window of the '80s when a blue collar steelworker from New Jersey with a terminal case of hockey hair could write songs about being a cowboy and be taken seriously. It was...

Give It To Mikey, He'll Eat ANYthing

This cheese is a delicacy in Sardinia, where it is illegal. That's right. It is illegal in the only place where people actually want to eat it. If this does not communicate a very clear message, perhaps the larvae...

Signs You Might Be Trapped In A Romantic Sex Comedy

If Hugh Grant arrives, do not attempt to compete with him -- you are no match for his British accent and awkward, fumbling charm. Should Tom Green appear, leave the area immediately. You want no part in anything that follows...

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