It also revealed 28 per cent had choked on crumbs while one in 10 had broken a tooth or filling biting a biscuit. More unusually, three per cent had poked themselves in the eye with a biscuit and seven...
Posted by gnotalex on September 8, 2009 9:15 PM
Cake Wrecks: "Now look, I need you to go back to the bakery - are you listening to me? - I need you to go back to the bakery, and get another cake. And remember: We are preparing for a...
Posted by gnotalex on September 3, 2009 9:20 PM
I ran across this photo a few days ago and knew it could have come from only one place. I was right: I love that someone - either the customer or the decorator - felt that "sexual harassment" needed...
Posted by gnotalex on April 13, 2009 10:02 PM
Pixifood (PIKZ-ee-food), noun: Any food substance that is highly pleasant to the taste as a child and tastes shockingly unpleasant once you become an adult. Joe Posnanski: OK, beyond the obvious vegetables question, I have another one: What do they...
Posted by gnotalex on August 27, 2008 10:10 PM
This cake is so disturbing, I'm almost glad the picture doesn't include the whole thing. The plastic clone babies wearing naught but mohawks is bad enough, but then they're also riding carrots. What do you do with that? It...
Posted by gnotalex on August 11, 2008 10:23 PM
Dinner time, and time to search for a recipe: WIENER WATER SOUP 1 pkg. wieners 3 c. water Combine wieners and water in a two quart saucepan. Bring to a boil until wieners are cooked. Throw the wieners in the...
Posted by gnotalex on May 23, 2008 10:15 PM
I ran across this at Dave Barry's blog back in October, filed it away, and promptly forgot about it. It concerns one Senator Larry Craig, who was much in the news at the time. (In case you've forgotten why, here's...
Posted by gnotalex on November 22, 2007 10:06 PM
6 kasane bashi: Eating just one dish continuously 7 mochi bashi: Grabbing a dish, glass, etc whilst holding chopsticks in the same hand 8 mayoi bashi: Hovering chopsticks over the dishes while humming and hawing about what to eat 9...
Posted by gnotalex on November 21, 2007 10:05 PM
This cheese is a delicacy in Sardinia, where it is illegal. That's right. It is illegal in the only place where people actually want to eat it. If this does not communicate a very clear message, perhaps the larvae...
Posted by gnotalex on October 18, 2007 10:04 PM
I was home from school sick one day, and was getting hungry, so I started some ramen. I had a headache at the time, and came up with the bright idea of advil ramen. I figured, "I like ramen, and...
Posted by gnotalex on September 7, 2007 10:24 PM
given that Japanese "food eaters" tend to eat some, um, interesting "food." It's a banner ad that I spotted on this manga site....
Posted by gnotalex on July 28, 2007 8:36 PM
To put it simply, this is the devil's bacon. Even a healthy dose of bread, mayo, lettuce and tomato couldn't come close to masking the evil. The bitter nastiness literally got worse with every chew, and I was overcome by...
Posted by gnotalex on June 24, 2007 10:32 PM
Remarkable cake art from Russia. Apparently it's all edible, with no plastic or other components. It's the work of a bakery called Zhanna, from St. Petersburg, but I couldn't find any more information about it. Many more examples here....
Posted by gnotalex on June 20, 2007 10:03 PM
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