Entries from the blog quebecois tagged with 'sex'

Joek

So this guy wants to have a luau. He needs a pig for a luau, so he goes to a pig farm. He asks the farmer for a twenty-pound pig. The farmer goes into the pen, searches around awhile. He...

The Sexual Life of Video Games

La Vie Sexuelle des Jeux Vidéo A funny piece showing the sex antics of video game characters. There are a few brief glimpses of flesh, but nothing too NSFW....

Waxing Our Way to the Emergency Room

AlterNet.org: What was just a few years ago a somewhat novel ritual is now considered an all but de rigueur part of aesthetic maintenance, for both sexes. Kids, as recently as the 1990s, everybody had piercings down there, but pretty...

Joek

It was the first day of the school year and the shop teacher was surprised to see a rather "princess-like" young lady sitting in the front row of the classroom. Her name was Judy and she was the only girl...

Fifty Shades Darker

A review of the second book in the "Fifty Shades" trilogy (the others are linked at the top and bottom of the page) which probably won't be denting sales too much, though I think I'll be giving it a...

Just A Theory

Toronto Sun: Six years later, and in our own backyard, a young convert to Islam, Al-Haashim Kamena Atangana is proposing new laws in Canada that would require women to cover up "like Muslim women," concealing all but their eyes and...

Men Are Funnier Because Women Are More Important

Steve Sailer: Adam Carolla, an improv comedian, podcaster, and versatile, hard-working C-list celebrity, has been widely denounced for telling an interviewer about running a TV show: “They make you hire a certain number of chicks, and they’re always the least...

Hen-Pecked

Big Peace: The category of gender was canceled at one of Swedish kindergartens. The words “boy” and “girl” are no longer used there, while pronouns “he” and “she” were replaced with “it”. Kindergarten teachers believe that they are successfully breaking...

He'll Be Pleased To Meat You

Toronto Sun: An Ontario man will be back in court Tuesday to challenge nudity laws and argue that it is his right to be naked in public. Brian Coldin of Bracebridge, Ont., was charged with public nudity after police...

No Kung Fu Grip For Tweetin' Weiner

National Enquirer: King schmuck ANTHONY WEINER action figure on sale figs are rocketing as embattled pol enters “Tweetment”. HeroBuilders.com which has already cornered the newsworthy action figure doll of the moment with spoof Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton dolls has...

I Just Threw Up In My Pants A Little Bit

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hm. I heard Jack Layton whining away on TV about the lack of women in Harper's new cabinet. Oddly, though, I can find...

When Thirsty Vaginas Attack

Because my title is better. Warning: Language. Unsurprisingly, these old texts can be pretty misogynistic. But The Kama Sutra starts to seem downright feminist when it argues against those who would deny women access to its pages. According to Vatsyayana,...

The Al Gore Miracle Diet A Smashing Success!

The Smoking Gun: Just today I lost 15 pounds! I might never eat again!...

Joek

A woman goes to her doctor's office, to discuss a strange development. She has discovered a green spot on the inside of each thigh. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse. The...

Thanatos And Eros

Via Holy Taco...

Bon Appétit!

The Toronto Star: Mildred's Temple Kitchen is inviting customers to have sex in its bathrooms. The Valentine's weekend promotion takes uncomfortable but electrifying sex from the close confines of an airplane and transfers it to the unisex stalls of the...

7 Sex Tips from Cosmo That Will Put You in the Hospital

Cracked: For those of you who never had older brothers, this technique, when applied to the forearm, is called an Indian Rugburn. We're not sure if the politically correct version would be an Indigenous American Rugburn or a Southeast Asian...

I Do Not Know This Word, 'Resbian'

The Daily Telegraph: SWEDISH tourism bodies have been swamped with inquiries from millions of men captivated by a mythical town rumoured to be home to 25,000 sex-mad lesbians. The town of ‘Chako Paul City’ is said to have been founded...

Watch Out For The Pervert In Blue

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Some Call It Smut

But I call it Wikipedia....

He Does Have A Point

Ananova: A Nigerian man who says he cannot get a girlfriend because of his bad stutter has announced plans to marry his pillow. Okeke Ikechukwu, 26, a labourer, from Lagos, told the Daily Metro that his stammer made it difficult...

The Fatal Consequences Of Masturbation

Er, cancel the Fleshlight order. I just happened across this book that shows the horrific fate that awaits practitioners of the loathsome vice. A close call indeed!...

Trending Up In A Bare Market

Google Trends: If you don't know what a Fleshlight is, consider yourself fortunate. Warning: Link NSFW....

Reality Bites

Penthouse's fabled fact-checkers take a long-overdue look at the readers' fantasy section, the Forum: In the letter "Rent Payments," the letter writer described his landlady as having "the flawlessly tanned and toned body of a much younger woman" and "full,...

Sending A Message

So what, exactly, was so wrong about day-of-the-week and fluffy bunny rabbits?...

Maybe It's Not The Most Compelling Argument, Ladies

Via Attu Sees All...

The Coolidge Effect

Scientists know this reflex as the "Coolidge Effect." It earned its name many years ago when [US President Calvin] Coolidge and his wife were touring a farm. While the President was elsewhere, the farmer proudly showed Mrs. Coolidge a rooster...

The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys

We're not saying we know everything there is to know about sex, though we have spent a lot of time, uh, reading about it. But in none of our experience have we happened upon a case when bagging someone...

It Takes A Woman

to write an article like this, because a man would never dare. Charlotte Allen of the Independent Women's Forum plays agent provocateur in the Washington Post: Here's Agence France-Presse reporting on a rally for Sen. Barack Obama at the University...

Kiss Of The Spider Woman

AFP: Advice on how to score with the ladies would probably never include the strategy that works best for at least one species of male spider: playing dead. Not all male nursery web spiders looking for a little arachnid sex...

Eros Or Thanatos?

Free Flash GamesandFree Online Games My fancy rewording for this short little game, in which you try to decide whether a still from a movie is a sex or death scene. I got eight out of ten right, which must...

Riddle Me This

Ananova: An eight-year-old boy had to be freed by firefighters after getting stuck in a pair of handcuffs he found in his mum's bedroom. Firefighters took the schoolboy to Copnor Fire Station in Portsmouth, Hampshire, to be freed with industrial...

Kids Today!

Just what the hell is wrong with the old-fashioned, romantic tradition of packing a pair of tin snips for your big date? Cuts through that underwire like butter. we make money not art: Bra Trainer is a fictional teaching aid...

Sexual Geography

The Geography of a Woman: Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia: Half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas. Between the ages of 21 - 30 a...

I Suppose That 'Doggy-Style' Is Completely Out Of The Question?

press.co.nz: Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals. The co-director of the New Zealand...

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