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The Presurfer linked a couple of days ago to this, a site which allegedly was "formed in 2003 by an anonymous collective of former Hollywood personal assistants," and claims to sell specimens of celebrities' body fluids.

We obtain the vast majority of our specimens from an extensive network of trustworthy suppliers, who in their dealings with entertainment and hospitality services, come into contact with celebrities on a day-to-day basis. On occasion we purchase quality specimens from private sellers. Regardless of where the specimens come from, we make certain that all specimens obtained go through the same rigorous testing process.

The frightening thing is that there probably would be a market for this, but it appears to be a hoax. The specimens are supposedly verified by the "Allamas Biological Research Facility in Greeley Colorado," which doesn't exist as far as I can find. Nor do any of the order buttons work.

Still, it had me fooled for awhile.

"Honestly, if my husband ever did that to me, I'm not sure what I'd do," Schrump added. "Probably shit in his bed."

The shocking story.

Many Hollywood locals have called the move long overdue.

"The way things have been, even an A-lister can wait 45 minutes for a table," said Tracey Spillane, manager of Spago Beverly Hills. "And from the table chatter we overhear, there just aren't enough projects in the pipeline for the glut of celebrities that exist right now. Believe me, this is a much more compassionate approach than leaving Anson Williams to root in the Dumpster for scraps."

“President Kennedy was in office for 1,036 days, and during that time there were about 18 million women in the U.S. between the ages of 18 and 24,” said the study’s co-author, Annette Ballerstrom, a professor of physics at the University of California-San Francisco. “For him to have slept with all 18 million of them, he would have had to have sex 17,324 times a day. Even conceding JFK took part in threesomes, that’s just ridiculous.

“We believe 6,000 times a day is the maximum,” she added. “So that’s, like, 6.2 million, tops.”